That's right my handsome little chums, to celebrate our return to the stage in two weeks, we're offering Physioterrorists as a FREE DOWNLOAD!

Well, the date is booked, and we're ready to return to the stage. We'll be performing a set of entirely new material (from Physioterrorists and the forthcoming Physioterrorists 2) and it's going to be shamelessly sexy funtimes for everyone. Joining us onstage will be the superb LETTERS TO FIESTA and the fantastic Preston Wunderkind MYSTERY TEA HOUSE. To say we're excited is an understatement. Anyway, the gig is on SATURDAY APRIL 9th at THE MAD FERRET, here in sunny P-Town. We really hope you'll come and join us - it's been a long time coming.

The first and the last! The Safety Plan, and Natural Born Troublemaker...

So, I’ve been learning some new tricks and made a video to go with our new song The Bikini Method. I like to think of it as really hard to follow karaoke. It’s been shared a lot round the Facebook, which is a delightful turn of events, and is being generally well received by one and all, which makes us very happy, so a big thank you to everyone who has shared, retweeted, forwarded on, or just taken the time to watch it. We love you guys J

In the unlikely event that you’ve not seen it yet, then here it is for your viewing pleasure – we’d love to hear what you think, and if you like it, share it!

Wow, for reals? YEP! Four tracks from the forthcoming album available right now for your listening pleasure. And we do hope they bring you joy. Feel free to leave your thoughts, and to reshare them all around the intertubes for everyone to hear. The rest of the album won’t be long behind now, and at worst we imagine it will make an ideal Christmas gift for your loved ones.

Kobra Kai is probably the synthiest track on the album, and contains all sorts of juddering, dissonant surprises.

Better Homes And Gardens – the song that inspired our forthcoming musical “Robot Baby: Robo And Juliet”. And no, we’re not kidding. It’s a real project.

The Bikini Method. A guide to life, and when not to bother with it, cause you’re an oxygen thief. Not YOU, obviously. You’re lovely.

Lone Mouse In The Reptile House – everyone gets a bit lost sometimes, and sometimes you get lost in REALLY the wrong place. The fact is, you don’t have to outrun the lizards, you just have to outrun your companions. The greatest gift a friend can give you in a dangerous situation is “being a distraction”.

Sadly, one of our number is leaving us. Young Kevline McGraw, the man who threw moving pictures into your face at shows, is departing the BBS train to focus on other commitments. We’ll be sorry to see his bearded head bobbing away into the distance, but good luck with all your shizz, Kevin. MWAH.

Progress continues apace, and we’ve put together the graphics for the album cover, here’s a couple of samples for your eyes... the outside and inside of the CD booklet:

Apart from a few odd bits of lyrics, the whole new album has been written! That’s right, 13 tracks of joy and wonder, just waiting for us to record them properly (which is of course Phase Two).

It’s been a long road to get this done, but now we’re ready to get it finished J You can expect a fair difference from Grim Maths – although it’s still the marvellous pop-electro-rock you’ve come to  expect we have a more controlled sound on this one. Expect a lot of strings, obviously the pipes of lovely Lyndsey making word-sounds, and hopefully we’ll be adding a bunch of deeply erotic trumpet works from Ian, who featured on our remix of Asimov’s Laws Are Fucking Bullshit. SEXUAL.

So, I think we can safely say:

COMING SOON: BIKINI BLACK SPECIAL proudly present PHYSIOTERRORISTS, an album for anyone who’s got a broken ankle.

We’re gonna do it as a download, and maybe do a limited edition vinyl single which includes a free download of the album when you buy it. BONUS.

I’m so happy J